I’m Gonna Cut You!

Any chef or cook worth their salt will tell you that you absolutely HAVE to have a good quality, sharp “Chef’s” knife to do anything correctly. A Chef’s knife is the classic you always think of when you think of cooking. A slightly curved long blade, at least 8” in length with a comfortable handle. There is a way to hold it to reduce fatigue. There are maintenance tasks you must do to keep your workhorse of a knife in good shape. There are things to look for when purchasing to make sure you are getting what you need, what you want and NOT pay an arm and a leg for something you don’t need or want. And do you really need a whole set? Maybe, maybe not.

I grew up with a butcher in the house so our knives were always sharp, but it is a source of personal embarrassment and frustration to me that I can’t sharpen a damn knife! I am NOT talking about honing a knife to keep it in alignment (honing also helps to keep your knife sharper longer) with a steel, I can do that. My step father never taught me. John tried to teach me, but you know how that goes when one spouse is trying to teach the other ANYTHING. I even paid close attention in school when they taught us how to sharpen our own knives. But still, I can’t get a really good edge on a knife. I must have a learning disability when it comes to this aspect of use and care of my tools. Here is the short answer:
• You are supposed to use several coarseness grades of whet stone and appropriate oil
• Holding the knife at a deep angle and gradually more and more narrow angles, you run the blade, from bolster to tip along the coarsest stone first, working your way to the finest one.
• When you do it correctly, you should be able to slice a piece of paper.

This is a BASIC Chef’s Knife. If you click on the link for “bolster” above all the anatomy is explained.

I have the whetting stones, I have the oil, but apparently I don’t possess the skill set to correctly sharpen my knives! Knife lovers will also tell you to never take them to a grinder and have the blade ground to sharpen it, but most of the Chefs I know do it at least once a year. But if you can’t maintain your blades on your own, what’s a girl to do? I visit Jay’s twice a year and hone my blades in between visits. It’s all I can do.

So now that you know my personal shame and embarrassment, here are some knife tips (and shopping tips) for you to think over:
• You are more likely to cut yourself with a DULL blade than a sharp one. A dull blade won’t “bite” into the food, it will slide off and into your flesh. I am not saying you CAN’T cut yourself with a sharp blade, but it’s more likely to happen with a dull blade. (Moment of Truth: I cut my hand spectacularly while teaching a class to more than 20 co-workers with a very sharp knife. The blade was so sharp, I didn’t even feel the cut. I needed 8 stitches and I have a lovely scar on my left index finger.).
• If you cut lettuce with a stainless steel blade it won’t brown. Downer to stainless knives is that they don’t hold a good edge, so don’t spend a lot of money on them (more than $30 for a large stainless Chef’s knife is crazy) and don’t cut anything like bones with them, they tend to nick easily.
• Your index finger is NOT meant to ride the spine of the knife! It’s meant to grip the blade close to the bolster so you have more control. Watch chefs on TV and LOOK at their hands for a tutorial.
• Each manufacturer has a different handle and blade, so pick up and hold several before you buy. Some stores even have veggies to cut so you can sample the blades. If you have big hands, a thicker handle might be better for you. If you have small hands, a narrower handle will be a better choice.
• Look for knives that are “full tang” – that means the blade is a solid piece all the way through the handle.
• Other than a stainless knife to avoid browning, your knives should be forged steel. Forged steel is heated and cooled and pounded into shape, not stamped out of a sheet of metal. Forged steel is more durable, holds an edge longer, and is less likely to break.
• Personally, I avoid ceramic knives and you should too unless you are a sushi chef. Keep in mind – drop it on the floor once and it shatters and it becomes garbage.
• Like cookware, you DON’T need a set! MOST people only need the following 3 knives:
o Chef’s Knife – 8” minimum blade length
o Paring Knife – 3-4” blade length
o Boning Knife – 6-7” blade length
o Anthony Bourdain has said if his Chef’s knife is sharp enough, he doesn’t even need the paring knife. My knife skills aren’t as good as his…
• Just because it is pretty, doesn’t mean it is the right knife for you. Feel it, hold it, use it. Is it too heavy? Is the grip on the handle too thick?
• Be prepared to spend a few hundred dollars to get the 3 knives mentioned above for GOOD quality. You CAN spend thousands if you are looking at the one of a kind, hand crafted knives. And no, I don’t have any of them.
• If you spend wisely, your knives will last a lifetime. I have a set of Wustof knives that John purchased for me in Europe in 1990. I have only had to replace the knife block and the scissors.
• And speaking of knife blocks: put your knives in, blades UP. Resting on the blade is a good way to dull them!

Not my fave, but it’s really pretty:

This is the one I have, but mine is 20 years old and made in Germany:

Digging in the Dirt

As I sit here writing this piece, I REALLY want to be outside. The weather here in Vegas is starting to get spring-like and I feel the need to take advantage of it just in case we get another cold snap. (Moment of Truth – we had a bad cold snap this winter and I had a pipe that actually burst because it froze!) I love to be outdoors and I thoroughly enjoy gardening. If you sneak into my backyard on a nice day, you will likely find me with headphones on, dancing around while I rake, dig or plant. It’s especially vibrant dancing in the spring and fall. Perhaps a throwback to a pagan ritual, perhaps just feeling good to have the sun on my body (don’t worry, I wear protective clothing), perhaps a combination of both.

Growing up in upstate NY, we had a garden. A big garden. We grew LOTS of stuff including the dreaded zucchini. I have one sister who still can’t stand it. Here in Vegas, my yard size dictates what I grow and my garden is more free form. I don’t have neat rows of plantings (odd for someone with a touch of OCD). I don’t have designated spots for certain things. There is a fig tree smack in the middle to provide shade to things that require a little sun protection and I have multiple patches of this and that, mainly herbs, throughout.

As I walked through the yard this morning with my tea, I realized the garden needed an overhaul. It’s a hot mess! I see a great deal of digging, planting, and cutting in my future. John already trimmed the fig and peach trees. Now for me to clear, rake and cut back to allow for new growth. Each year is a time for NEW GROWTH and this spring I am feeling it more than ever.

If you have proper irrigation you can grow almost anything here in the desert, but I try to be respectful of the environment. I only plant things I can eat. I don’t waste water on flowers in general. I use drought tolerant varieties when possible and try to choose plants that love the heat as a rule. If you don’t have the space to literally DIG in the dirt, have you thought about planters? I have grown plenty of great things in planters! Currently there is little growing besides a couple of fall planted crops that will result in harvest soon I hope!

So here’s to the humble gardener (or the farmer as the great Dodge commercial from this last weekend stated). Enjoy these pics.

The ever-invasive mint – no matter how much I remove, there is ALWAYS plenty for Mojitos!

Baby beet plants

Leeks – re-seeded from last year

Cilantro – it re-seeds itself if you don’t collect the coriander from the dried flowers.

“Easy” vs “Good”

For the record, I have never had an original thought about cooking (as is witnessed by the fact that I still don’t have a TV show of my own), but I do believe in cooking from scratch whenever possible. I make my own chicken stock, beef stock, and veggie stock. I have been known to make my own bread and pizza dough. I shred my own cheese. Like everyone, I am constantly in search of something new to make for dinner so I turn to the web from time to time. I have never seen so many crescent roll recipes in my life (and that includes the fact that I have been a Pampered Chef sales director for 15 years – and we all know how PC feels about speed scratch* cooking)! I realize that Martha sometimes makes things MUCH more difficult than they need to be, but isn’t there a happy medium between the Sandra Lee (Semi-Homemade) garbage and Martha Stewart?

Like most of America I am enchanted with Pinterest. A digital bulletin board where I can store all the links I find that I like? Cool beans! And like most users I have a “recipe” board that I use to keep track of the recipes I want to try. In an effort to seek out new things to try, I visit other people’s boards, like everyone else, but I am mostly appalled by what I see. I simply cannot believe that people cook and eat some of the crap that I see on blogs, recipe sites and food sites. Most of the recipes I am finding are more like frat party food than anything a home maker would serve to her family, but yet some of these recipes are on the boards of home makers. There was one mother of four that had 5 different recipes for Philly Cheesesteak Rolls – yes, really. And the recipes read like an advertisement for the many packaged food products contained in the ingredient list.

I have a Sandra Lee cookbook that a friend gifted me with several years ago. At first I thought, “Oh, it’s like Pampered Chef recipes on steroids.” Lots of pre-made, store bought items tossed together in an uncharted way to create something new to eat. After reading thru the recipes in this book, there is only one that I have ever made and I tweak that one to be less “speed scratch” and more LeAnne style. The food is revolting and people gobble it up? WHY? Because it is easy that’s why. Here is something to think about: Easy doesn’t always mean GOOD! When I started with The Pampered Chef 15 years ago nearly ALL of the recipes included crescent rolls (yes, really) and as I did recipe trials getting ready for my demos, John asked, “Do all of these recipes include crescent rolls?” “So far, yes. Why?” “Because I hate crescent rolls.” I had been married to the man for 10 years and this was the first I was hearing of this. It became my mission to seek out PC recipes that DIDN’T include crescent rolls. It is much easier now (Moment of Truth – I love the products I sell, I dislike most of the recipes) since PC has developed recipes using fresh ingredients whenever possible. But that doesn’t alleviate the maelstrom of crap food on the internet.

Now before you start screaming that I am a snob, let me clarify a few things. I find nothing wrong with canned tomatoes and tomato sauce. They make a great base for loads of things, although I DO believe in doctoring the sauces. I find nothing wrong with canned chicken stock in a pinch. But canned pizza dough? Grated Parmesan cheese in a green tube? Grated cheese in a bag? Soup in a can? Why? All of these things can be prepped ahead of time and stored in the fridge or in the case of soup, frozen for later use. And don’t tell me you don’t have the time! It takes less than 5 minutes to grate an 8 oz block of cheddar and put it in a container in the fridge, and FYI it’s about 1/3 cheaper too! Why would you intentionally fill your belly with crap that you MAKE? I have publicly admitted to being a junk food junkie and I have been known to slide through the drive thru for convenience’s sake, but I can’t imagine eating like that AT HOME…all the time!

You can do some fantastic things that are easy AND good. Here are a few things to get you started on the right track:
• Grate your own cheese – it’s cheaper and it will melt better because freshly grated cheese isn’t coated with “cellulose fiber to prevent caking”. Read the label on pre-grated cheese. Sometimes there is more than just CHEESE in the package.
• Make your own chicken stock and freeze it – having it on hand for loads of different recipes from risotto to gravy will make you happy. Bonus – you can use a whole chicken or chicken parts, buy what’s on sale. Anthony Bourdain has a great primer on stock in his book The Les Halles Cookbook.
• When choosing prepared foods, if you can’t pronounce the ingredients, you shouldn’t be eating it.
• When choosing prepared foods, if you don’t know what the ingredients are, you shouldn’t be eating it.
• Learn to make your own pizza dough – you’ll thank me later – here’s my fave recipe.

On a completely tasty note – my Food Memories of last week revolved around my birthday. Lunch with friends at Honey Salt and getting spoiled for dinner at Nove Italiano by Chef Geno Bernardo (he is moving on to the David Burke group in NYC) with Al Mancini and his lovely wife Sue.

Chef Geno Bernardo and me.

Birthday Cake at Honey Salt

Clams with Sausage and Broccoli Rabe at Nove

The best Grilled Octopus at Nove

Butternut Squash Ravioli at Nove

Until next week, go out and make your OWN Food Memories.

*Speed Scratch = using store bought prepared foods and adding a few fresh ingredients, like chopped herbs, boneless skinless chicken breasts, onions and garlic, to create a dish that says, “I made it at home, so it’s homemade”. Sandra Lee is the queen of this crap.

My Own Worst Enemy – and there is a recipe

I am baking…again. At this point I am not sure why I do it. It makes me a little crazy. It all started as a small thank you for John’s co-workers and has grown from there. It takes me literally HOURS across several days to get it all accomplished. I make tons of dough and freeze it. I make even more dough and refrigerate it (mostly slice and bake cookies). Then of course there is the ACTUAL baking and assembling of the platters. This year I am making 15 platters with 16 varieties of cookies for neighbors, friends and John’s coworkers.

Why do I do it? I am not sure any more. When I was young Mom used to make the ever popular “thumbprint” cookies and we all chipped in and loved it. Then of course there were the “candy cane” cookies (twisted ropes of 2 colored dough that look like candy canes when baked that are a pain in the ass to make) and a few others. We all ate them. It was fun. Now in my house I bake and no one is allowed to eat any of them, unless they break and then they can be eaten for quality control.

Why do I do it if it makes me so crazy? I start out saying, “Oh, it won’t be so bad.” “I can get it done quickly this year.” “It’ll be fun, Jack will be home and he can help.” Then I start looking thru my numerous books for “easy” recipes. The ones that will revolutionize the baking process, saving me time and frustration. Before you know it, I have added three new varieties to the ones I was already planning on making. Most people only bake one or two types and that’s it. By the time the actual baking starts I am frazzled and wondering, “What the hell was I thinking?” And if I get invited to a cookie exchange I make even more (Moment of Truth – I almost NEVER bring cookies HOME from the exchange)! The question remains, “Why do I do this to myself?” And another question, “Do Hispanic families that make their holiday tamales feel the same way?”

I COULD say that I do it because it brings a lot of joy to me. I could say that I love to see the looks on people’s faces when they see my handiwork. I could say that I am the best baker in the world and that my cookies are the best ever (choke, cough…). The real reason I do it is because other people look forward to it. People start talking to me about the cookies as soon as the weather starts to change to cooler temps. I know I look forward to the home made tamales that magically appear in my freezer from John’s co-workers, so I can only hope they are as excited about the cookies that I bring in.

To make matters worse, or more challenging, depending on how you look at it, I am also in the crunch time of planning our 25th wedding anniversary party (I was a child bride) for 100 of our dearest friends. Including goodies bags, thank you gifts, charter buses, and a gazillion other little details. Thank goodness for friends & family who take direction well and want to chip in!

So here I am, hair in a chef’s skull cap, in my pajamas, dipping cookies into chocolate and nuts and getting ready to bake the premade dough I have prepped. Tomorrow will be assembly and deliveries Thursday and Friday. I know everyone will enjoy them – everything tastes better when someone else makes it. But next year, maybe I will have lunch catered for John’s office and everyone will get See’s Candy instead? Nah…not gonna happen.

This week’s Food Memories involve baking, The Vertical Epic Dinner at Aces & Ales, volunteering for Three Square with KXTE, cooking for my college student and finding a decent pizza (and no, they won’t deliver to my house…)

These pics are from the Vertical Epic Dinner

Until next time – go out and make your OWN Food Memories. Happy Holidays – no posting next week unless I get really ambitious. Enjoy the time with your families and friends.

Enjoy this chocolatey goodness – it’s a bar cookie, so it’s easy!

Triple Chocolate Brownie Cookie Bars

2-1/4 C All purpose flour
¼ C Dutch process cocoa
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt

1 C + 2 T unsalted butter at room temp
1 C packed brown sugar
½ C granulated sugar
½ cup melted bittersweet chocolate
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 large eggs

2 C chocolate chips (semi-sweet, bittersweet or white)

Preheat oven to 350

Combine dry ingredients, whisk together and set aside.

On medium high speed, cream butter with the sugars until light and fluffy; add all remaining ingredients, in order, except the chocolate chips. Reduce speed on mixer and add flour mixture JUST until combined. Add chips.

Spread batter evenly into a bar pan or sheet cake pan (about 15 x 8 inches). Bake about 22 minutes until set.

Cool completely and cut into bars.

This is the mixer that makes my life a whole lot easier!
Makes about 36, depending on how you cut it.

Comfort – Tomato Soup

It was my intention to write about my weekend in SoCal, but in light of Sandy and all the people I know affected, I thought I would change tactics. All my good thoughts to those of you affected by Sandy.

“Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.” William Congreve.

If that is true, what calms a quaking soul? When we are sick, afraid, nervous, depressed, or stressed, we often turn to “comfort food” because we are trying to calm ourselves in one fashion or another. When a situation has you locked in or hunkered down, what makes you feel safe? What constitutes “comfort” is different for everyone, but for me it depends on the emotions or situations. When I feel under the weather (no pun intended, re: Sandy), I want soup. If I am down in the dumps or stressed out, I want a carb load (can you say pasta?) which usually leads to a nap. Friend Dani turns to pot pies or scrambled eggs and tortillas. Friend Lynn wants grilled cheese and soup. Weekly Reader (thanks!) Clarica wants pot roast. I have never heard anyone say that a salad was comforting to them.

I have heard everything from mac & cheese, to pancakes to chocolate as a “comfort food”. But why is it that those foods actually COMFORT you? Is it the sense of well being from eating something hearty? Does it cause memories of Mom (or Grandma) to come flooding back? Is it the chemical euphoria from carb overload? Are all of your “comforts” high calorie? Things you don’t normally eat? Are these foods saved only for just such an occasion and only enjoyed when “needed”?

I want the warm cozy feeling

I can only speak for myself, but when I think of “comfort food” I want the warm cozy feeling I get when I am eating said food.  As if I have been hugged from the inside and I always want something warm, but Friend Lynn says when she is down in the dumps she wants ice cream. I think the one thing in common for all of these foods is a particular “mouth feel”. Smooth, creamy, succulent, etc. And almost all of them are RICH in one fashion or another.

I know you want to know how to make tomato soup, so here is an EASY recipe for my Cheater Tomato Basil Soup. It’s called “cheater” because you start with canned goods and it’s perfect for those weathering the storm.

Cheater Tomato Basil Soup

I have updated this recipe to include Vegan substitutions. They are listed in parentheses in green for those who choose plant based options.

1 stick of butter (1/4 C Olive Oil)
2 cloves garlic, crushed
2 cans – 28 oz each – crushed tomatoes
1 can – 46 oz vegetable juice (like V8)
2 Cups Chicken stock (vegetable stock)
3 Tbsp dried basil
1 Cup fresh Basil leaves cut chiffonade –divided
Heavy cream or ½ & ½ (Your favorite non-dairy milk substitute – coconut or oat milks work well here. Thickness is key here to create the right mouth feel.)
Parmesan Cheese and/or pesto for garnish (optional)

Special equipment needed: hand or stick blender. This is the one I use: Cuisinart Smart Stick

In a large heavy stockpot, melt butter over medium heat. Add garlic and cook until fragrant, stirring frequently. Do not let garlic brown, about 1 minute.

Add tomatoes, vegetable juice, dried basil and chicken stock. Heat to a slow boil and reduce heat to a simmer. Simmer for 30 minutes.

Using a hand blender, puree the soup until very smooth. It could take several minutes depending on the blender and the brand of tomatoes you used.

Stir in most of the chiffonade basil and reserve some for a garnish.

Immediately before serving, mix in the cream to desired consistency. Do not boil the soup or

Other comfort foods:

Mac & Cheese – or as Sister Nancy likes to call it, Crack & Cheese

Potato Leek Soup

I want to thank all of you for reading and SHARING this blog. Each week I am astounded at the ever growing readership and that is mostly thanks to all of you!

Next week, drinking my way through breweries is SoCal. Until next time, go out and make your OWN Food Memories.

In Queso of Emergency, I Pray to Cheeses – Blue Cheese Walnut Spread

We are getting to the time of year where entertaining is a MUST and for some people it is a chore. Frankly, I enjoy it. Nothing, well almost nothing, makes me happier than having a group of my peeps hanging out at the house, eating, drinking, playing games or just chatting. And then of course there are the invitations you receive throughout the holiday season. As soon as you make or accept an invitation, the thought creeps into your head, “What will I make?” Don’t worry, Aunt LeAnne has an answer for you and it will only take a few minutes. Cheese!

Unless you are lactose intolerant or you are a vegan, chances are you like cheese. I have known only two people in my whole life that didn’t like cheese, and even then they liked melted mozzarella on pizza or a parmigiana dish. We have all been to parties where the host puts out a “cheese plate” and more often than not it is crappy little cubes or slices of yellow cheddar, white cheese and maybe some pepper Jack. But there is SOOO much more out there! There are literally hundreds of different kinds of cheese from all corners of the world. Nearly every culture has some sort of cheese. And you are in luck because October is American Cheese Month! (Meaning cheese made in America – not Kraft singles.)

For years, most Americans had only mass produced cheeses to choose from, but that is changing all over the country. You can find artisanal (small farms, small batches, crafted by hand) cheese in a myriad of shops in just about every city, and definitely in the country areas. Go to a large farmer’s market and if you are lucky you will find a good cheese monger hawking wares generally from their own farm. Here in the USA we can find cheese made from cow, goat, buffalo, or sheep milk, but there are also horse and camel cheeses (I have never had any of those to the best of my knowledge).

Here are some cheese facts and tips on serving:
• Nearly all cheeses taste better at room temp. When purchasing, ask the seller about the ideal serving temp.
• Blue cheeses (Bleu, Roquefort, etc.) really do have a live mold in them. Because of this, make sure you wrap them completely in waxed paper, or formaticum. The mold spores can and will spread onto anything they come in contact with. (Moment of Truth – I LOVE Bleu Cheese and I am allergic to mold so I have to take an antihistamine before I eat it.)
• Cheese is a living thing. Much like yogurt, it has active cultures and bacteria in it to help give it the special cheesy taste we all love. Make sure you don’t cut off its oxygen. Wrap it in waxed paper or formaticum and place it in a zip lock bag, partially sealed. This will keep it breathing AND prevent it from drying out. Because tape won’t stick to either type of paper, I use a rubber band to keep the paper closed.
• As much as some cheeses have strong odors, cheese, especially milder flavored ones, can also absorb other odors, so don’t store them with onions or anything strong smelling.
• Semi soft cheeses (like mozzarella and Monterey Jack) grate better when chilled. Hard cheeses (like Parm, Romano and Grana Padana) grate more easily when room temp.
• To create a nice offering, mix up the cheeses. Choose one soft (Brie, Camembert, Cambazola), one sharp cheese, one semi soft and a “variety” cheese (one with fruit or herbs in it or something completely different you have never had before). Of course the more people in attendance the more varieties you want to have on the board. Bring crackers, bread or crostini along and don’t forget fruit! Dried fruit and nuts are great with cheese as well as fresh apples, pears, grapes and some stone fruits. Also consider some low sugar fruit preserves – apricot, raspberry and plum are fab choices as long as they aren’t too sweet and the fruit flavors really shine thru.
• Never “cut the cheese” on a cheese board, let the guests do it themselves.
• Wine isn’t the only beverage that goes great with cheese; some beers are MADE for the pairing. Experiment on your own.
• When dining out, some places offer cheese plates. Be like the French and try it for dessert instead of that ice cream sundae. If you are lucky, you can find a place that offers locally made cheeses, or groups them by type of milk used. Have fun and be fearless!

Here are some great online resources to help you expand your love of cheese:
Cheese.com
I Love Cheese
American Cheese Society
American Cheese Month

And here is the recipe I promised. This should only take you about 20 minutes to put together, including the prepping of the fruit. It’s not fancy, but it tastes great and it is a nice change from the ever present Velveeta with tomatoes and green chiles.

Aunt LeAnne’s Bleu Cheese Spread

1 – 8oz brick cream cheese, softened to room temp
4 oz bleu cheese crumbles – choose the one you would like melted on a burger. For this recipe, the stronger the better in my opinion.
4 oz shredded mozzarella – about 1 cup
Freshly ground black pepper
½ – ¾ C coarsely chopped walnuts

Combine all ingredients except nuts. Mix well. Put into a 3 cup cocotte, casserole dish or ramekin. Bake in oven at 350 until cheese is melted and starts to bubble around edges about 10 minutes (or pop into the microwave for 4 minutes). In a small dry skillet or sauté pan, toast nuts JUST until fragrant and beginning to change color. Remove cheese from oven and top with the nuts.

Serve with sliced apples and/or pears. It’s fine with crackers, but best with fruit. Tip: to keep fruit from browning after being cut, dunk it in Sprite, 7-up or other citrus soda and pat dry with paper towels.

Cheese plate of locally produced cheeses at Pike brewing in Seattle

The display case at Beecher’s in Seattle

This week’s Food Memories are a lovely braised lamb dish that tasted even better the 2nd day, an eggplant recipe that I actually LOVE (again, it tasted better the 2nd day), food truck shenanigans with Lynn and Chris, and delicious pozole made by my main squeeze with me as the prep monkey.

Until next week, go out and make your OWN Food Memories.

Bakers…Start Your Ovens! And yes, there is a recipe.

It all starts with the apples. As soon as the harvest begins, people (and I mean me) start thinking about baking. Why? Is it nostalgia since I grew up in the country near an orchard? Is it the cooler temps? Is it some primitive need making me feel like I have to warm the house with the oven running? I don’t know. All I know right now is that I am trying to drop a few pounds and all I want to do is bake. And after the apples will come the pumpkins and all the holiday baking to follow that. At least with the apples and pumpkins I can pretend it is healthy because there is fruit in it…yeah…riiiight!

As I have mentioned before growing up in the country was both a blessing and a curse. A blessing since we had plenty of fresh produce and I learned to do a lot of things I wouldn’t have had we lived in a city. However, for a person destined to live in a city, surrounded by concrete, it was a curse of boredom and ennui, poison ivy and bug bites, isolation from things I loved and desired. Being in the “wilds” is relaxing for some people (and you know who you are), but all I can think about when I am there is, “Why won’t my phone work?” “What is there to do?” “Is there any civilization?” “Is that another F-ing mosquito drinking my blood?!” I feel disconnected from myself. Isolated. I am happy for those folks who love the country and find it peaceful, but I am edgy and uncomfortable whenever I happen to end up there, unless I am cooking. Friends Bobby & Chris have a magnificent country retreat in upstate NY and when I visited they put me to work in the kitchen so I would feel more at home. That trip in 2010 was the first time I EVER felt sane in the country. (Moment of Truth – I miss October in NY for the leaves and the fall smells. It is the only time I really miss the east coast.) Perhaps it was the company. Perhaps the well mixed cocktails. Perhaps it was that I NEEDED to be disconnected. I don’t know, but I plan to go back there and figure it out, as soon as I can manage it. And of course I will cook with my friends.

In the meantime, I am preparing to bake. I think I will start with this coffee cake. It’s not REALLY a coffee cake (we all know those come from Entenmann’s in a white box with blue lettering and have delish brown sugar crumb on top), but it is a good substitute and it has fruit, so it is healthy…yeah…riiiight! I included the notes I plan to use whenever I get around to writing the dreaded cookbook.

Food Memories this week are a wild bunch – I was delighted to have my first ever dinner with food writer Al Mancini at B&B (delish and fun – more on that another time), cooking for charity, my semi-annual business (yes, I have a job) Open House, and a belated lunch for Friend Lynn’s birthday at Public House.

Lucy Zannon’s Apple Cake

As I’m sure you know, there are hundreds of ways to cook and serve apples, especially in baked goods. My Uncle Nick’s wife Lucy made this for my folks and then shared the recipe with my mom. During apple harvest time in upstate New York the air is scented with the aroma of everyone baking some kind of treat or other.

Mom shared this with me after I went apple picking and realized that I refused to make a dozen apple pies. Once again, my over zealous picking procedures left me with an overabundance of produce. While this is baking it makes the whole house smell great and it is a complete breeze to make.

3 eggs
1 c sugar
1 c oil
2 c flour
1 t baking soda
1 t vanilla
1/2 t salt
1 t cinnamon
2 c sliced, peeled apples – about 2 or 3 medium apples (I like Granny Smith)

Preheat oven to 350. Combine the first 3 ingredients and mix well. Stir together all your dry ingredients and mix into egg mixture. Beat until uniform in color. Stir in apples.

Spray a 13” x 9” baking pan with vegetable spray. Pour batter into pan and bake for 25 minutes or until toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean. Baking time can vary depending on how juicy the apples are. Be sure when you test that you don’t hit the apples, or the pick will always come back wet (I did that the first time and over cooked the cake).

Served warm or at room temperature this is wonderful as an accompaniment for coffee, a breakfast treat or a snack. I don’t ice or frost it, but I have decorated it with 10X sugar with the following method. Take a pretty paper doily or paper snowflake, or silicone template you buy and lay it on top of the cake. Place 10X sugar in a sifter and gently sift over the top of the doily. Carefully remove the doily trying not to spill any extra sugar on the cake. The pattern of the doily looks like lace on the cake. You may notice that the sugar is absorbed into the cake after a few hours, so if you are planning to decorate this for a pot luck, do it right before you leave the house, or bring the doily and sugar with you and do the decorating at the party.

And for your viewing pleasure – baked goods

Xmas Cookies

Cinnamon Roll – and yes, there are chocolate chips in there

Uncle Phil’s Cheesecake

Pumpkin Pie

Well Aren’t You a Peach?! And yes, there’s a recipe.

When you are a gardener, of any kind, you run the risk of everything becoming ripe at the same time. If you have ever grown zucchini you know what I mean. After a while you are trying ANYTHING to get rid of your crop before it rots. This is how I am with peaches.

For those of you who don’t know, there are two basic types of peaches – free stone and cling stone. Cling stone peaches are the ones where the flesh clings to the pit. Free stone peaches are the ones where the flesh breaks free of the stone easily. I prefer free stone peaches because the fibrous cling peach’s flesh gets stuck in my teeth. Free stone peaches tend to have more reddish tones close to the pit as well.

We have a lovely drought tolerant dwarf peach tree in our yard, and yes it is a free stone tree. Our whole family loves them and we especially love to eat them super ripe so the juice drips down your arm and off your elbow. I find myself standing over the sink to eat a peach from our tree. This is the third year of production. The first year I managed really well. The second year I canned (Moment of Truth: while I loved the procedure of canning, I didn’t like the results on the peaches, maybe because they get SO ripe SO quickly and they were a little mushy). This year, after deciding NOT to can the peaches I was left with a PILE of peaches. I had so many peaches that I wasn’t even pissed off at the birds for getting at some of them.

Anyone who knows me, knows when it comes to dessert, I am a chocoholic. I don’t really care for fruit desserts, unless it is ice cream. I love Cherry Vanilla, Raspberry Ripple and Peach. If you are not a fruit dessert person, there are only so many cobblers and pies one can make and enjoy. Only so many smoothies one can drink. So what to do with the rest of them?

Well, some peaches were frozen for use later in the year. I gave some away. We eat them. I recreated the long since discontinued Schwann’s Peach Ice Cream that I ate gallons of when I was pregnant. A pie was made with a screwed up crust – I never mess up pie crust, but this time I did. A cobbler was taken to a pot luck and yet I still have more. What to do?

Recipe hunt on the internet. Here are some tasty ideas I found:

Peach Cobbler by the Neelys – I cut the 2C (yes 2 CUPS) of Brown sugar out and I a sub raw sugar for the white
Stone Fruit Sangria
Peach Crisp
Individual Peach Upside Down cakes

And here is how to make Peach Ice Cream that tastes like Schwann’s used to make:

• 1 pt heavy whipping cream
• 1 C whole milk
• ¾ C sugar
• 1 t vanilla extract
• Pinch of salt
• 1 C Pureed peaches
• ¾ C Diced peeled peaches – frozen

Combine cream, milk and sugar with a wire whip. Gradually add pureed peaches to the cream mixture and set into the fridge to cool for at least 1 hour. Put mixture into an ice cream machine, and according to MFR directions mix. Half way thru add the vanilla. When the mixture is almost ready, add in the frozen diced peaches. Continue with the mfr instructions for the ice cream machine. Place finished product in the freezer. Depending on the size of your machine, you may need to do this in 2 batches.

This is the model I use

This week’s Food Memories include meeting another food blogger at a pot luck (more on that soon), cooking for friends and family, making the deposit on our 25th Anniversary party and a dinner out with my main squeeze.

Until next week, go out and make your OWN Food Memories.

Hair of the Dog

It was suggested to me that I write about Bloody Marys so here you go.

All of us (over 21), at one time or another, have been in the need for some “hair of the dog”. A little worse for wear after a night on the town and for me the magical cure is a Bloody Mary. There is something alchemical about the tomato, spices and booze that just straightens me right out. (Moment of Truth – it probably has more to do with the tomato juice than the booze.)

There is some debate as to how, where and when the Mary was invented, and even some debate on whether the original spirit of choice is actually vodka. Some sources say the original spirit is gin – and the cocktail is good both ways. Here is what I DO know from research, the drink can be as individual as you are.

In an effort to learn as much as possible about this manna from heaven, I did a little research and invited some friends over to do a sampling and have a “round table” discussion about what makes a good cocktail, where to find it and what are the perfect garnishes. We did a blind (for them) tasting of Mr. & Mrs. T’s, Zing Zang, and Demitri’s Bloody Mary Seasoning, along with the classic Mr. Boston Bartender’s Guide version (although I DID add horseradish to the original). We tasted each base in its “virgin” state for comparison and then added vodka to our favorite. For all of the cocktails we used Ketel One Vodka. Here is what we learned:
• No one liked the “original”; it was too bland
• No one liked the smell of the Mr. & Mrs. T’s, although we did like the deep rich color
• Everyone liked Zing Zang, although I can’t drink it. It has MSG in it and I am allergic. It was, as advertised, zingy with a citrusy pucker to it.
Demetri’s was the hands down winner; although we had to increase the ratio from 2 oz to 1 qt to 3 oz to 1 qt. (Demitri’s comes in a liquid form that you add to tomato juice.) We found the suggested blend too bland for us, but once it was increased we all agreed that was the winner and that was the only pitcher empty at the end of brunch.

Friend Dani suggested that the reason we didn’t like the original was that our tastes are more extreme than when the drink was first created. We enjoy more spice and seasoning now than we did in the early part of the 20th century, so what may have been a spicy sensation THEN is just boring now.

As for garnishes, the classic is a celery stalk, but we all agreed (except friend Lynn) that more is better! Friend Laurie loves olives with hers, and I tend to agree. Other options are large caper berries (my personal fave), pickled string beans, pickled okra, cornichons, pickled asparagus, pearl onions…basically make a salad out of it! While horseradish is NOT one of the original ingredients we all agreed that it is a requirement when mixing your own. Friend Lynn added it to all of the bases for consistency’s sake! The one thing I forgot on our “research” day was to rim the glasses – typically you use celery salt, but spicy salt or herb and spice blends are really popular and add a bit extra punch. Oh, and I also found pepperoni straws online – yes, really! They are like Slim Jims with a hole thru the center. Super good fun!

Once our drinks were assembled, we sat for brunch (a hash brown crusted scrambled egg pizza) and chatted about where to get a good Mary. Any good bartender or mixologist in Vegas can make you a decent Mary, but I was more interested in the off the wall places to get one. Friend Lill’s comments were added in abstentia since she couldn’t be there to aid in the research and she loves a good Mary.
• Rumor has it The Double Down makes them with bacon flavored vodka – no I am not kidding
The Bunkhouse (one of the oldest free standing bars in Vegas) makes a respectable one on the cheap!
• While none of us like the food at Hash House A Go-Go, we all agreed the Mary there is a winner, and almost reason enough to go there just for that.
• Both Mon Ami Gabi and Simon at Palms Place have Bloody Mary Bars on Sunday brunch. They mix vodka and tomato juice for you and you season and garnish as you please. I prefer Simon’s because their variety of hot sauces is a vast array from mild to volcanic. The fact that it is all you can drink is a bonus. The only way Simon’s could be better is if they had caper berries in addition to the other garnishes.
• According to Seven Magazine (see page 36), the best Mary in Vegas is at Bar + Bistro (headed by friend Beni Velazquez). I can’t comment since I haven’t had it, but theirs is more of a Bloody Caesar. A Caesar is mixed with Clamato instead of tomato juice and apparently Beni’s has minced clams in it! (Tip from Sister Nancy – when making a Bloody Caesar rim the glass with Old Bay Seasoning.) More research? A resounding YES!
A Bloody Mary on board the Victoria Clipper – a traveling companion suggested this topic

Bloody Caesar and beer at Canoe brewing in Victoria

My esteemed panel – L- R Friends Lynn, Dani and Laurie (Dani is not a double fisted drinker – she is holding mine!)

Enjoy your week and remember to mix up a batch of these for your weekend. The web abounds with plenty of recipes, but if you find a premix you like, go with that. Feel free to leave comments with your fave ideas on Bloody Marys – where to get a good one, what you like to garnish with, etc. There may be more research needed 😉

Food Memories this week include recreating the fab fig and goat cheese flatbread pizza I enjoyed in Seattle, Friday brunch with friends for research, ripening peaches from my back yard and digging in the herb garden.
The fig and goat cheese pizza with prosciutto – delish!

Until next week, go out and make your OWN Food Memories!

I’ve Been Handed Some Lemons

And of course as the saying goes, I should make some lemonade. A friend of ours has a Meyer Lemon tree that is quite prolific and she is more than willing to share and this year has been a bumper crop! And then I got more from Bountiful Baskets. So I am a little obsessed with what to do with the lemons. There are only so many batches of the Secret Recipe Lemon Bars that one person can make. I also made limoncello and now I am looking for other things.

This is the Limoncello at “work” – it takes weeks to create, but most of it has to do with it just sitting there.

Truth be told I am NOT a lemon person. I am a chocolate person. Women who have gone to lunch with me will hear me say, “I am not wasting the calories on any dessert that is NOT chocolate.” My husband, however, is a lemon person. Any fruit based dessert in fact, but lemon is his favorite. I make a mean Lemon Meringue Pie and of course the Lemon Bars, but other than lemonade I found myself blocked with what to do. There HAD to be something that wasn’t a dessert that I could make with lemons (Moment of truth – yes, I know about Chinese Lemon Chicken, but I think it sucks). So I searched.

Here are 2 recipes I’ll be trying this week. Yes, I know they fall in the dessert category – I’ll let you know how they come out:

Michael Symon’s Lemon Pound Cake

French Yogurt Cake

Among the searches I found Preserved Lemon, aka Lemon Pickle – apparently I have been missing out! Lemon Pickle is a commonly used ingredient in Moroccan and Indian cuisines, and I enjoy both. So why haven’t I been in on this worldwide secret?

I figure if I am able to can tomatoes and peaches, I SHOULD be able to preserve some lemons. It’s nothing more than lemons, salt, lemon juice and water. I can do that! It’s the waiting for them to mature and deepen in flavor that is going to be the problem.

So, off I go to immerse myself in all things lemon. I hope it doesn’t leave me with a sour disposition (I know – that was bad…)

Food Memories this past week include birthday breakfast with friend Dani, Dim Sum with friend Evy and my boy, Taste of the Nation with friends Laurie and Lynn, and a return to cooking for 3 since my boy is home from college.

Until next week – go out and make your OWN Food Memories.